Behind the Scenes at The Spoon
Over at The Fantasy & Sci-Fi Lovin’ Blog, SQT has revealed the secrets behind her posting magic. This inspired me to write my own behind-the-scenes look at The Spoon’s daily schedule.
10:00PM: Finish nightly soak at the hot tub. Time to begin the creative process.
10:10PM – 10:30PM: Brainstorm post topics while depositing massive bowel movement in toilet.
10:30PM – 10:40PM: Admire massive bowel movement.
Mmmm, this brownie looks really tasty10:41PM: Flush massive bowel movement.
10:42PM – 11:00PM: Check IMDB for celebrity birthdays. Browse random movie information.
11:00PM – 11:30PM: Read other blogs. Compare previously brainstormed post topics with posts from other blogs. Liberally borrow/borderline steal ideas from other blogs.
11:30PM – Midnight: Write eloquent, informed post about recent film with a careful eye towards the educated tastes of The Spoon’s readers.
12:01AM: Accidentally delete eloquent, informed post.
12:02AM – 12:10AM: Write post about massive bowel movement.
12:11AM – 12:15AM: Admire post about massive bowel movement.
12:15AM – 1:00AM: Search for appropriate accompanying picture. Steal it.
1:00AM – 1:10AM: Write caption for picture.
1:11AM: Publish post.
1:15AM: Go to sleep confident that the world is a slightly more disgusting place because of The Spoon.
P.S. Thanks for everyone's support!
6 comments:
That's for ruining something lovely like a piece of chocolate cake.
Wow, ten minutes admiring a BM. It must've been a doozy.
I may not be able to eat brownies for awhile.
some questions for you and your BM:
was it bigger than a baby's arm?
was it corny?
beety?
was it long enough to tap you on the shoulder?
Yes that was disgusting, brownie is only yummy if it has nuts.
silver - No way, I'd never ruin a chocolate cake! It was a brownie that I ruined.
sqt - You have no idea.
t$ - to answer your questions...
not unless you're counting premees, no, no, and with a little manual assistance it most definitely could tap me on the shoulder.
april - Yuckie. I don't like nuts.
Eerie - I seriously just got done eating a brownie before reading this post. Maybe we are indeed long lost soul brothers from another mother.
However, I don't feel any special BMs coming on, so who knows?
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