Fun with Harry Potter
Howdy folks! Today's post comes to you through the furious tapping of my delicate fingers and the magic of my new iPhone. As a result, expect even more typos and incomprehensibility than usual.As a bookstore
-J.K. Rowling wanted to vote for Bush but couldn't because she had already quit being an American
-Harry Potter's character is based on Hitler
-(to girls) harry hates quidditch but continues to play solely for the communal after game showers
-(to boys) Hermoine is a lesbian
-(to everyone) who here likes to party?
-in the last book, Harry and Rupert partake in the forbidden secrets of "the power of love"
-everyone can perform magic like Harry if they really want to. All you need is hope and crystal meth
I invite you to share your own messages to these impressionable, Potter-loving children in the comments section.
Stumble it!
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4 comments:
I heard that Harry is trying to get out of his 5 year contract with the National Quidditch Association by violating the morals clause.
Thanks for the link, dude. I'll get you added to my links in short order.
diesel - That Harry, just like a jock.
And thanks for the mutual linkage! Much appreciated.
I always had my suspicion about you bookstore guys. That's why I picked up the book for my daughter myself.
g- you have to keep an eye on us slinking bookstore folk. We're like a more literate version of carnies.
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