Burning Movie Question Submissions

Got a Burning Movie Question? It’s okay if you do. In fact it’s as harmless as a third nipple but with a greater potential for enlightenment. Here are a few examples of my own Burning Movie Questions followed by their corresponding Burning Answers:

• Do actors get freaked out while making scary movies?

Answer: Yes.

• How did they get the T-Rex in Jurassic Park to not eat its tasty human co-stars?
  

Answer: Digital special effects. The human actors were shot in front of a blue screen and were digitally added after the T-Rex filmed its scenes.

Jeff Goldblum never got within 100 feet of the T-Rex during the making of Jurassic Park. Wuss.

• Who produced Kazaam and has the offending party suffered appropriate karmic backlash?
  

Answer: Starsky, aka Paul Glaser, suffered through an incredible series of family tragedies in the 80’s so the answer is yes. Aaaaaaand now I feel like a dick. Just one more reason to hate Kazaam.

Perhaps your interests are more into film editing techniques or bondage. That’s cool too. Please send your Burning Movie Questions to me via email or in the comments section and I’ll choose some of them to investigate. I’ll snoop around the internetz and available resources (read: naughty websites) to deliver you the answers you so desperately crave. Or failing that, I’ll make something up. Either way we all win. Because if you don’t have any questions for me to answer I’ll be forced to describe events in my personal life like that one incident involving my cousin who was born without an a$$-hole.

Don't forget to email me with your Burning Movie Questions.