9.07.2007

Behind the Scenes at The Spoon

Over at The Fantasy & Sci-Fi Lovin’ Blog, SQT has revealed the secrets behind her posting magic. This inspired me to write my own behind-the-scenes look at The Spoon’s daily schedule.

10:00PM: Finish nightly soak at the hot tub. Time to begin the creative process.

10:10PM – 10:30PM: Brainstorm post topics while depositing massive bowel movement in toilet.

10:30PM – 10:40PM: Admire massive bowel movement.

Mmmm, this brownie looks really tasty

10:41PM: Flush massive bowel movement.

10:42PM – 11:00PM: Check IMDB for celebrity birthdays. Browse random movie information.

11:00PM – 11:30PM: Read other blogs. Compare previously brainstormed post topics with posts from other blogs. Liberally borrow/borderline steal ideas from other blogs.

11:30PM – Midnight: Write eloquent, informed post about recent film with a careful eye towards the educated tastes of The Spoon’s readers.

12:01AM: Accidentally delete eloquent, informed post.

12:02AM – 12:10AM: Write post about massive bowel movement.

12:11AM – 12:15AM: Admire post about massive bowel movement.

12:15AM – 1:00AM: Search for appropriate accompanying picture. Steal it.

1:00AM – 1:10AM: Write caption for picture.

1:11AM: Publish post.

1:15AM: Go to sleep confident that the world is a slightly more disgusting place because of The Spoon.

P.S. Thanks for everyone's support!

7 comments:

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

That's for ruining something lovely like a piece of chocolate cake.

SQT said...

Wow, ten minutes admiring a BM. It must've been a doozy.

I may not be able to eat brownies for awhile.

T$ said...

some questions for you and your BM:

was it bigger than a baby's arm?

was it corny?

beety?

was it long enough to tap you on the shoulder?

april said...

Yes that was disgusting, brownie is only yummy if it has nuts.

Matt said...

silver - No way, I'd never ruin a chocolate cake! It was a brownie that I ruined.

sqt - You have no idea.

t$ - to answer your questions...
not unless you're counting premees, no, no, and with a little manual assistance it most definitely could tap me on the shoulder.

april - Yuckie. I don't like nuts.

Fletch said...

Eerie - I seriously just got done eating a brownie before reading this post. Maybe we are indeed long lost soul brothers from another mother.

However, I don't feel any special BMs coming on, so who knows?

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