11.03.2006

Totally Random Horoscope:
11/3 - 11/10


In this piece I like to take a manly stand on the art of horoscoping. Too often newspapers and psychics are "soft" on the future and fail to give you specific and accurate predictions. While I can't guarantee complete accuracy either, I pledge to always offer a "hard" and very specific look into the hereafter. And as always, if your horoscope does come true please let me know so I can rush my act to Vegas.



Sometime this week you will be waiting in line at the grocery store. While you wait, a brief fantasy will enter your mind concerning yourself, the cashier, and a large vat of I Can't Believe It's not Butter. The cashier will sense your animal lust and consequently overcharge you.

3 comments:

Orhan Kahn said...

I lol'd.

I miss Fabio and the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter adverts.

Squish said...

Wow what a great site you have here! And Uh, I must diosgree with the last line at the bottom. It clearly must have ben some kind of cheese.

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