Have you ever watched an NBA game and thought, “Boy, I wish those players were my personal
1. No fear of the internet
2. Survived viewing of Chairman of the Board
3. Able and willing to read
4. Can drink gallon of milk in less than an hour
If you DO want to participate but are afraid to because you’re unknowledgeable about the NBA, suffer from halitosis, or have excessive back hair then I’ve got a proposition:
I will share my Yoda-like experience and wisdom with you through this blog and train you like the late Mr. Miyagi.
Perhaps our journey of growth and learning will lead to a movie deal in which I will be played by George Clooney and you can be played by that chick from Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place.
Let’s go make that fantasy come true.