Warning: Natural Disasters
I was writing my Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix review yesterday when my tummy made like old faithful and ralphed all night. Turns out eating an entire grilled cheese sandwich while being lactose intolerant (as previously noted) is not such a good idea. I'll be back to finish the job either today or tomorrow or whenever the vice-like grip on my colon is relaxed.

Until then, I will be accepting prayers for my anus.

That is all.