8.27.2007

Comedy Movie Quote Contest

Keep those comedy movie quotes comin' because we're going to have a contest!

Haha, your fly is open. Also you're ugly. - Mean Gorilla

I'm going to choose, in a completely objective manner, the best comedy movie quote submission from each person (one per person). If you'd like to choose your own submission, just note it in the comments section.

I'll post the submissions here either tomorrow or the day afterwards and we'll vote for the funniest quote we would like to use in our sad, meaningless lives (yeah!). The prize is so good I haven't even thought of it yet.

And Remember, these are comedy movie quotes that you or someone you know actually uses. So ideally you'll also include the appropriate context to use your quote.

Check out the last post for some inspiration.

Happy submittin''!

11 comments:

Sadie said...

My favorite from Office Space:

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

Or from Friday:

"He gonna cry in the car."

40-Year Old Virgin:

"Let's get some f%$#ing french toast!"

Diesel said...

Well, I guess I have to go with:

"I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses."

Diesel said...

From Fletch, of course.

SQT said...

First, I have to throw out some quotes that aren't meant to be comedic, but I giggle at anyway.

Joan Crawford: No wire hangers! Ever!

Golem: My precious.

Wicked Witch: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!


On to the comedy....

Grace: (Ferris Bueller) The sporto's, the motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wast-oids, dweebies, dickheads they all adore him, they think he's a righteous dude.

Can you bring me my chapstick?
No, Napoleon.
But my lips hurt real bad!

(Scrooged) Have you tried staples?

(Man With Two Brains): That's alright, a lot of people mispronounce it. But, it sounds just the way its spelled. H-F-H-U-H-R-U-H-U-R-R.

Sarah said...

40 year old virgin (this is barely a quote)
Steve Carrell getting waxed and screaming out in pain: "Kelly Clarkson!!!"

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